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Minnesota Renaissance Festival

2019 Early Buy Ends TODAY!

Take advantage of these great offers on Tickets, Season Passes & Feast Seats NOW!

Only 213 days until opening cannon magic! Huzzah!
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2019 Early Buy Ends TODAY!

Take advantage of these great offers on Tickets, Season Passes & Feast Seats NOW!

Only 213 days until opening cannon magic! Huzzah!Image attachmentImage attachment

 

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Liked and shared

Diana Griffin looks like they are having it

Liked and shared

Can't wait to go again this summer/fall. Love it, love it, love it.

Andrew Weibel for later today

Wish you had not raised the price of the early deal on season pass. Took the price up just enough to not make it worth the price for me and my family.

HUZZAH

Justin Iverson

Huzzah

Huzzah

HUZZAH

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Free Ticket Tuesday! 
http://renaissancefest.com/

 

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Fun times

#freetickettuesday #yay

Go every year!

Pick me :)

I love the Ren Fest!!!

Pick mmmmeeee!

Huzzah!

Hope I win

Huzzah!!!!

Go every year!

#freetickettuesday HUZZAH!!

Sure would like to win

Hoorah!

HAPLY TUESDAY!!!

Awesome!

HUZZAH!!!!!

Huzzah

Great times

Could use this today..

awesome times

Fingers crossed! I'm bringing a friend from WA this year who's never been to MN!

Huzzah!

Would love to take the wife

Hey!

Oh to win and visit Shakespeare's England

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Q: What do bananas say when they answer the phone?
A: Yellow.
Bad joke #monday-Leave us a joke below.
Amore Fotography and Events 📸
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Q: What do bananas say when they answer the phone?
A: Yellow.
Bad joke #monday-Leave us a joke below. 
Amore Fotography and Events 📸

 

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why didn't the Lifeguard rescue the hippie? He was too far out man! 😆

What’s brown and sticky? A stick

Why do elephants pain their toenails red? To hide in the strawberry patch.....have you ever seen one? See how good it works!!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a jar of peanut butter? An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

I feel Laszlo Nemesi Came up with this joke! Lol

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, a joke?”

Did you here about the gay guy that said no

What does a cookie factory say when they answer the phone? "What crumb do you want to talk too?"😜

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes, who? Dishes Sean Connery (in best Sean Connery voice)🤣🤣

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's a little lighter. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt

What do you call a sheep that got in trouble? Baaad🐑

Two guys walk into a bar; the third guy ducked

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? - Take him out for a drag. What do you call a dog with no legs? - You don't call him anything, he won't come anyhow. Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? - They both got six months.

Bartender says to the Grasshopper - “Hey we have a drink a drink named after you” - Grasshopper says - “You have a drink named Steve?”

I told my husband this joke and he said: "I had an answer to that joke but it slipped my mind"

What do you call a zoo with just a dog? A shih tzu

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What did the fish say when he ran into the concrete wall? Dam.

What do you call an unemployed jester? Nobody's fool.

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No snow on the ground this year. A look back at last January. Bad Manor sleeps
Photo Credit: Mike Jamieson
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No snow on the ground this year. A look back at last January. Bad Manor sleeps
Photo Credit: Mike Jamieson

 

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Looks so pretty!! Should be a Christmas card photo

WOW... I like it a lot better there than in August. :)

So this is where michael buble lives when he isn't making music his Xmas wounder land...o.o